For the first time after BeeTeeS comeback I took courage to listen the song ''Skit'' and this is what I found out. They are tremendously full of themselves.If it was just uploaded on BangtanTV okay I could have got that for fun but this literally got place in an album....amazing.
Lyrics:
Jin: Billboard No. 1 singer is entering
J-hope: Oh wow, you called the No. 1 singers!
V: Happy birthday, too!
J-hope: Oh, right wow, No. 1 on your birthday!
Jung Kook: Oh, yes
Jin: Guess you don't need a birthday gift!
Jung Kook: This... this doesn't make any sense
RM: We should gift ourselves with something
J-hope: This is the biggest gift!
Jung Kook: This is the best gift of my life... what... what just happened...
J-hope: So the announcement was today? September 1st?
Jung Kook: This is a double celebration
RM: They say it's Saturday
(SUGA enters)
SUGA: Oh, I'm sorry Billboard No. 1 singer has arrived too late. I wеnt to the bathroom
J-hope: Hahaha! (clapping hands) I told you!
RM: Tell us how you feel!
SUGA: ****** ******
(all laugh)
Jin: Okay, that was fantastic!
SUGA: Can you trеat Billboard No. 1 singer like this? No seat?
RM: Six No. 1 singers arrived earlier than you!
SUGA: It fixed my health
RM: How was it yesterday? I went to sleep early, calmly
SUGA: I felt healthier
J-hope: I was late to see it too
Jin: I saw what Namjoon sent me, and had a drink right away, and went to bed
RM: I sent it to the group chat!
SUGA: I couldn't sleep at all
RM: Nobody said anything! Were these guys asleep?!
SUGA: Sorry, I was crying
Jung Kook: I honestly didn't know it was today
V: Me neither, I didn't know it was today
Jimin: I thought it was this evening
Jin: I thought it was 1:00 PM or something
Jimin: I was thinking it would be great... to get No. 1
SUGA: *sighs*
RM: Why you wanna retire all of a sudden?
V: Go ahead, have an announcement now!
RM: This skit will be legendary
SUGA: I'm gonna do music until I die
(all laugh)
RM: Musician-for-life announcement!
J-hope: Are we going for a drink? Or what?
V: We should
SUGA: Let's have a quick short drink
RM: Yeah why not
V: Billboard No. 1 singer couldn't get today's dance practice canceled
J-hope: Dance practice canceled?
SUGA: We should dance
J-hope: Okay let's make it short and sweet
Jung Kook: What's for today?
Jimin: "No More Dream." Guys, don't worry
RM: No, we are doing a "back to first mindset" project, practicing "No More Dream" when we're No. 1
SUGA: First intention? What first intention!?
RM: No Hyung, look. How cool is it? Do Billboard No. 1 singer practice their debut song on the day of No. 1 announcement?
V: Write that into a song
RM: How? (rapping) I practiced "No More Dream" today, too!
Jimin: That is interesting though, practicing "No More Dream" today
SUGA: Ahh... for real...
SUGA: Do we really have to rehearse today?
RM: I woke up in the morning seeing the news and...
Jimin: It's so great. You guys are so great!
RM: You are!
Jin: You are!
J-hope: No, what's so great about No. 1...
SUGA: It's regrettable if you say so
Jimin: I want to do stage so bad seeing this
RM: Hope-ah, don't you think this is what happiness is like?
I have never listened this genre of music in my entire life. They are truly multitalented.